I didn’t watch a single down of college football this weekend. I went camping instead, giving my poor little heart a chance to recuperate from the #CardiacCal antics of the past few weeks. So imagine my surprise when I returned to civilization and learned that the Pac-12 had gone completely nuts. Stanford got exposed! Cal made a goal line stand! Oregon looked silly (and it wasn’t because of their uniforms)! USC actually won a football game!
Thank goodness, then, for Oregon State. Just when I was beginning to think nothing made sense anymore, the Beavers lost by 41 points to—wait, they lost by 41 points to Colorado?